CONFIDENTIAL CLIENT MEMO
To: Philip Anthony Harrison
Entity: Los Romeros Limited (Company No. 06993349)
Philip, because Wincham negligently transferred the £265,000 proceeds of the Los Romeros property sale directly into your personal bank account, you are currently in breach of UK company law and exposed to a 33.75% "Director’s Loan" tax penalty.
To immediately fix this, you must open a corporate bank account in the name of Los Romeros Limited and move the exact amount of money into it. Because traditional high street banks take weeks to open business accounts, you must use Tide, the UK's leading digital business finance platform, which is exceptionally fast at approving non-trading Special Purpose Vehicles (SPVs).
Please gather these two items before starting:
Los Romeros Limited. The app will automatically connect to Companies House and pull up your registration number (06993349). Confirm this is correct.
Once your Tide Business account is approved, they will give you a new Account Number and Sort Code for Los Romeros Limited in the app.
You might remember a figure of around £243,000 being discussed. That is the estimated final take-home cash you will personally keep months from now after the company pays UK Corporation Tax and you pay your personal Capital Gains Tax to extract it.
Wincham transferred the gross proceeds of the sale (minus Spanish taxes) to you, which was likely closer to £260,000+. If you arbitrarily keep a random chunk of it in your personal account, HMRC will instantly view it as an illegal, undocumented Director's Loan to you, resulting in a 33.75% tax penalty on the shortfall.
Because you have historically paid for company expenses out of your own pocket, the company officially owes you a debt of exactly £25,069 (a "credit balance" on your Director's Loan Account).
You can legally extract £25,069 right now, 100% tax-free. You do this by simply keeping exactly £25,069 of the Wincham deposit in your personal account, and transferring the rest to Tide.
Because you are moving a massive sum of money into a brand-new account, your current personal bank's fraud team will temporarily block the transfer to make sure you aren't being scammed. Likewise, Tide might temporarily freeze the incoming money until you prove its source under Anti-Money Laundering (AML) laws.
You must prove the unbroken paper trail of the funds. Have the following ready on your phone or computer:
What if you don't have the Wincham transfer receipt?
Do not panic. You can compile an alternative evidence bundle to prove the paper trail. If Tide stops the transfer, upload the Spanish Notary Deed (Escritura) along with a PDF of your personal bank statement showing the exact day the deposit arrived from Wincham. Send Tide this message:
Los Romeros Limited and input your new Tide Sort Code and Account Number.
Once the full balance lands in the Tide account, the crisis is averted and the tax risk drops to zero.
Do not spend a single penny of this money, even for company expenses. Leave it frozen in the Tide account. In a few weeks, an Insolvency Practitioner will formally take legal control of that Tide account, pay the company's taxes, and legally distribute the final ~£243k back to your personal account.